Haha my dad is ****

T'was hysterical!!
I just walked down the stairs and Saw my dad hear me come down, panic then make an effort to kill the computer, of course he didn't turn it off in time, jerk

I have mental scars forever now!

T'was funny I went "Why did you just turn the computer off?" to which he replied
"It was't working...." I looked at him, gave him one of them head-to-toe looks and said; "Are you sure?"
t;was funny  =P

and now now he's telling me that we should download films and sell them, do the idiot know it's easier to get caught like that?